UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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