Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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