Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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