Kiss
Puke
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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