I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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