i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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