can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Is it penis luge time yet?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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