She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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