White coat. Heels.
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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