I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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