I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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