i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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