Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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