I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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