thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
