So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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