just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
