ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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