"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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