I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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