Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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