went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
so let's talk penis.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Randomize
