Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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