Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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