should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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