Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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