I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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