I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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