Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
