i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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