Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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