He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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