I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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