What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I believe in your delicious
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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