i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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