its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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