So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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