Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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