Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just want nice things and good sex
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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