Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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