youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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