Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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