so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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