All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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