do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Sorry my hands just texted you
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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