It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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