Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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