Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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