Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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