U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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