i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
as a side note pls kill me
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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