i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Dual....:-)
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The power of my boobs compel you
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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